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Why did the chav get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.

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What's the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York?

The Grand Old Duke of York only had ten thousand men.

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At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge chav male, 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously (?) gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay bloke finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big chav. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear and whispers "Do you want a xxxxx?" At this, the chav leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him badly bruised in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened. Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure" the chav replies. "Something about a job."

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What's the difference between a dead chav and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?

A chav girl has a higher sperm count.

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What's the first question during a chav quiz night?

What you looking at?

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What's the difference between an onion and a dying chav?

Onions make you cry.

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Online Chav Jokes: Chav Quiz

Chav Quiz

Take our free online chav quiz to test your knowledge of the chav community and behaviour.

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Online Chav Jokes: Chav Products

Chav Products

Here we present some chav products, from chav jewellery to sweets and tags for the young chav offender, that are now available to steal from a corner shop near you.

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