Chav Greeting Cards

Check out our free online funny chav greeting cards, one for every occasion from collecting a first giro to celebrating a public order sentence that you can print off and send. Okay they're not exactly printable but then sending a card from a stolen computer isn't exactly a good idea anyway. You'll end up in court wearing a suit and everyone knows a chav in a suit is normally identified as the accused. Now you might be wondering, how come chav greeting cards aren't readily available? Simple really. They all get nicked by the chavs who are going to send them so greeting card companies don't make any profit and, as far as they're concerned, they pay enough taxes anyway to keep the chav underclass in bed all day. Now to test your knowledge. What's the difference between a chav and a park bench? The bench can support a family of four. Okay, we've got some other chav jokes here.