Okay, so you've searched online for some funny chav stuff, which means you either have 'a friend' who's a chav or you're just taking an academic interest in the subject. Honest. What? Right, outside now. Don't worry about admitting to being a chav ~ you can get a good brief to get you off and maybe some compo for injuries to your feelings as well. But if you're not sure whether you are actually a chav or not and, if we're being honest and un-chav like, if you use the word 'actually' you probably aren't, take our free online chav test to find out. Gotta be honest though, you may need help reading the answers.