Political Correctness

Political Correctness has gone mad so here we present a funny guide to the latest woke terminology to save you causing offence! Just so you don't think we're all male chauvinists here (we just have swine empathy issues) at Best on the Web, political correctness is everywhere. For example, men don't hog the blankets, they're thermally unappreciative any more than they have dirty minds, merely having introspective p@@ographic moments. And don't worry about being accused of being a gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."

Of course political correctness can be useful. You never have to be late again, merely having a rescheduled arrival time, and forgotten to complete that report? No worries, you're simply having an out-of-notebook experience.