Here's a little download for you to send to
him or her to express your displeasure at being insulted so
needlessly. Just something you make them reflect on your
relationship, and realise that you'll always have the last
word. To download this great little insult comeback, just
click here. Perhaps, however, rather than
getting your own back you simply want to vent your anger by
throwing a virtual brick at your computer screen. After all,
you can't insult a computer, it operates in a cyber-world,
so what better than a cyber brick. To download this little
novelty, click here. To close the brick down, simply click on the brick icon in your START bar and click on 'Return to Work'. Finally in this good insult comebacks section, you've heard
the butler, you've dumped your loved
one for one insult too many, got a virtual brick, so what
else could there be? Well, how about just clicking on words
to make random rude sayings? Very childish, yes, but
extremely satisfying. Give it a go by clicking here! Now here's a fun little program
that generates funny insults for you in a variety of styles. It
then copies them into the clipboard (as text) so that you
can paste them into emails, documents, or wherever else a
good insult might be needed. You can also get it to pop-up
funny insults at regular intervals.
AutoInsult will amuse most
people, but may offend others. It is not, however, obscene
or vulgar. Additionally, the funny insults program starts out with the
more offensive styles disabled by default, although these
can easily be enabled via the options menu. Download it by
Now, here are some of our favourite funny insults and put downs:
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my backside.
Hmm...I don't know what your problem is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
You're a doughnut short of being a cop.