Here we present some chav cards that you can print off and send. Okay they're not exactly printable but then sending a greetings card from a stolen computer isn't exactly a good idea anyway.
You'll end up in court wearing a suit and everyone knows a chav in
a suit is normally identified as the accused.
Now to test your knowledge. What's the
difference between a chav and a park bench? the bench can support
a family of four.
Okay, we've got some
other chav jokes here.